lost in translation

I'm using Blogger In Draft to translate stuff, and it's becoming humorous.

 Let's translate...

"I want cookies. I love cookies because they go yummy with milk" into Japanese.

"I click the Cookie. Their milk is delicious, I love cookies"

Don't tell me that isn't giggle-inducing!! :D Okay, let's translate...

"Take me to Disneyland so I can take polaroids and  hang out with Alice!"

I can take a Polaroid so, please go to hang out with Alice Disneyland!

Oh my gawsh. Hahahahahahahahahahh! One more for good measure.

"This is an amazing blog. I like my blog sooo much, I think I want a candy bar"

This is a great blog. I'm totally the same way my blog, I'll have my candy bar!

This is AMAZING!!!! :D